This week, I want to talk more about that eternal battle, that eternal war, the one between good and evil (otherwise known as the war between cats and dogs). In my previous post, I talked about how the battle has been heating up recently and I now want to share some good news with you - the perfection of our latest weapon - the 'Scootapult', otherwise known as the 'Dog Launcher'.

You may recall that our war correspondent Cat Astrophe had emailed back a picture of the watermelon cat-apult. I show it again, below, just to remind you of how evil dogs can be...

And here is another victim of the watermelon cat-apult. This loyal soldier was also minding his own business, just shooting BBs at passing Russian Wolfhounds in an effort to make friends. Oh the horror...

We are very excited about our new weapon and are pleased to show you the results of the first successful test of the 'Scootapult'.

This new weapon is being deployed in the field as rapidly as possible. Go get 'em boys! More news next week...